ready, steady, crook

I'm back in Adelaide for the rest of the week and to celebrate my brief visit, Naomi is coming over and playing the Ready, Steady Cook drinking game.

THE RULES

Single Drinks:
1. When ever Peter Everett touches anyone.
2. When ever Peter Everett asks a contestant or chef what they are doing or what something is.
3. When ever the audience goes "Oooh/Ahhh".
4. When ever the words "Tomato" or "Capsicum" are used.
5. When ever Peter Everett puts his hands together.
6. When ever Peter Everett says "Okay everybody."
7. When ever Peter Everett tells a story that doesn't go anywhere.
8. When ever Peter Everett makes a culinary blunder.
9. When ever Peter Everett makes sexual innuendo. (Viewer discression) "I couldn't swallow something like that."
10. If Peter Everett is wearing a blue shirt.
11. When Peter Everett gets in the way of the cooks.
12. When Peter Everett repeats something a cook says.
13. If Peter Everett says "Show your tomatoes".
14. If Peter Everett says "Show us your capsicum".

Double Drinks:
1. If Peter Everett touches a male for longer than three seconds.
2. If Peter Everett is wearing a black or pink shirt.
3. If any of the chef's make fun of Peter Everett.
4. When ever Peter Everett apologises.
5. Whenever Peter Everett stumbles on a word.

Triple Drinks:
1. If Peter Everett isn't wearing any of the above shirts.
2. If Peter Everett is belittled by Manu Feildel.
3. If Peter Everett touches two contestants at once.
4. If Peter Everett kisses a male cook.
5. Whenever Peter Everett says "Gorgeous".

VIVA LA CAPSICUM